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Alternatively, it could have been something she had eaten. Whatever the reason, Caroline had been stricken for the last hour with a rather bad attack of wind. By the time her date arrived it was all she could do to get from the house and into the car without disgracing herself. As Dave closed the door on her side and walked round to his, in desperation Caroline exploded with a very large and loud fart. Dave, getting into the driving seat, appeared not to have noticed.
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If you feel less-than-confident while dating, you might fall into the common trap of attempting to convince someone that you're "perfect" — or, at least, "perfect" for them. Got feelings? You keep them to yourself. Hate their favorite show? Pretend it's your favorite. Feeling gassy? You would never fart on the first date.
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I was on a bus and put in my story to alleviate boredom. I could feel a stinky fart spouse, and like the first woman that I am, I tried to do the first-lean-to-the-story-stinky-dating-fart. Instead, it sounded like a balloon being very slowly, squeakily, and loudly deflated. The horror?
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